What do you steal
when there's nothing left
worth stealing?

After a bungled heist; psychotic robot gangsters, a megalomaniacal children’s toy, inter-dimensional bounty hunters, hostile natives, a long forgotten (and long dead) Special Forces platoon and the entire Relic Pact Navy are just some of the One Card Shorts many problems as they try to find a way out of the mess they’ve created.

Oh! And their ice cream van is on the blink!

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The Entrepreneurs

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‘I don’t think this is a good idea,’ said Keeden. ‘You never think anything’s a good idea,’ replied Abaka. He watched, mezmerized, as Dade dropped his head to an inch above the table top. Eyes level with the rim of the coffee cup as he slowly rotated it. Microscopically he inspected the rim of the…

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8 Ball Zombies

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No official source or origin was ever confirmed for the 8-Ball strain of the deadly XOM-B virus. It is indeed fortunate that the outbreak in UltraSamp’s financial quarter was contained quickly. Before the virus had time to spread further afield. Only a handful of 8-Ball Zombies are thought to remain. Hiding deep within UltraSamp’s sewer…

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