Essays from nowhere

“Where every day doesn’t start with an alarm clock and end with the television.”

-Chuck Palahniuk

The Error 404: 3. Malki

Class: Unknown

Manufacturer: Unknown

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The Error 404: 4. Eddie

Class: Gen 5 Security

Manufacturer: GoonDox Security

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The Error 404: 5. Denny

Class: Gen 6 Close Protection

Manufacturer: Classified UltraSamp Navy contractor

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STRAW GOLEM: EASY

Operating without the need for battle shaman handlers. Elite straw golems formed the core of AsaNui’s heavy drop infantry.

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A tourists guide: The Quads

Squatting on the old cargo yards of the abandoned South Tycho Orbital Docks, The Quads are the most densely populated settlement on either planet.

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A tourists guide: The Gun Quay Watch House

AkwaMaw is an inaccessible finger of granite jutting out into the Northern Atalantic Ocean which is battered unceasingly by fifty-foot-high waves and gale force winds.

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A tourists guide: The Wet Docks

My old man told me this story about how some travelling circus from down south rocked up one day. One of their performances was a fully grown tanzer bull.

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A tourists guide: The Stacks

There’s something… off, about the stacks.

Aside from the fact it’s built on the scrap tip from the early days of the reclamation. Grey and white code scrap that nobody wanted, even though there was nothing left. Imagine, garbage of such quality that not one person could think of a use for it.

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