Essays from nowhere

“Where every day doesn’t start with an alarm clock and end with the television.”

-Chuck Palahniuk

The Error 404: 3. Malki

Class: Unknown

Manufacturer: Unknown

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The Error 404: 4. Eddie

Class: Gen 5 Security

Manufacturer: GoonDox Security

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The Error 404: 5. Denny

Class: Gen 6 Close Protection

Manufacturer: Classified UltraSamp Navy contractor

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STRAW GOLEM: EASY

Operating without the need for battle shaman handlers. Elite straw golems formed the core of AsaNui’s heavy drop infantry.

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A tourists guide: The Quads

Squatting on the old cargo yards of the abandoned South Tycho Orbital Docks, The Quads are the most densely populated settlement on either planet.

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A tourists guide: The Gun Quay Watch House

AkwaMaw is an inaccessible finger of granite jutting out into the Northern Atalantic Ocean which is battered unceasingly by fifty-foot-high waves and gale force winds.

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A tourists guide: The Wet Docks

My old man told me this story about how some travelling circus from down south rocked up one day. One of their performances was a fully grown tanzer bull.

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